ebay humour

i thought this was classic.

this is a description of an item on ebay:
"The (insert item) displayed here on the long untidy grass that the video game playing food munching slug boy is too lazy to mow".

I sent the seller a question asking where the item could be picked up from. This was the reply:
"(insert suburb) 12 minutes from Carindale Shopping Centre where the wife spends everything I earn and more on stuff she doesn't wear because she thinks it makes her butt look big"

I gotta buy from this guy!!!